My new Chinese phone.. What a piece of.... S***

My new Chinese phone has managed to piss me off enough for me to wrtie a biiig blog post on it.
Looks chic doesnt it.

Dual Sim, touch screen... more abt the touch later..... polyphonic, lots of colours real flashy blah blah blah....

Read every word... understand how bad it is.... try to realize wht u would do if u had to face this....

This phone is a torture.. it should be given to eloping War criminals so that they surrender due to frustration...

It has so many shortcomings.. I decided to make a list of how much does this phone really sucks..

First things first.. its from a brand called Kawasakhi.....

No no no.... its not a spelling mistake.. KawasakHI .. what Sakhi.. do these Chinese morons have a clue what Sakhi means in Hindi.. and there it is flashing kawasakhi with a crappy jingle when it starts.
Shit man where is Copyright, competition and fair practises forum.. here is some company selling phones by making a total joke out of the phenomenal bike brand Kawasaki and no one gives a damn about it. Too busy resurrecting the economy..not a bad thing to do.

That reminds me.. where the hell is Kawasaki these days. where are their bikes.. was it sold off.. I dont even see them in Moto GP... btw Rossi rocks.
I'll find out abt it later.. this post is abt my phone and how much it really sss..........

So... the name is bad enough... plus on the box it says Dual SIM.. in brackets , only one SIM can be functional at a time... and I m like.. WOW.. thanks for providing me with the cold storage to preserve my other SIM card.

GPRS.. Slow GPRS... very slow GPRS. .. I dont even wanna mention how much pain ans effort I had to go through to make it work... this thing just has all the settings at all the wrong places.

Neways.. this is how the GPRS works... u click a link..
Redirect request.. do you want to resend data .. I say Yes.

Redirect request.. do you want to resend data... Yes

Redirect request.. do you want to resend data ... Yes motherf**** thats why I clicked on the f***ing link... then it works...

SMS settings.. you can search the enitre phone for SMS settings.. but you will not find a setting which says.. Save sent messages..
So, if you are replying to someone's message.. there is no way you can see it in your sent items.. the phone is so smart.. it knows that you are intellingent enough to remember your replies.. so it doesnt make an effort to store it.

And yes when you compose a new messgage.. thanks the goodness in this world it gives you an option of save and send .

The phone is also not capable of recogninzing JPEG format images not taken from its cam.It just says Invalid format.. for JPEG.. and still stores the images clicked by its cam in the very same format. Imagine that.. u cannot view any other images.. whats the 2 GB memory card for??

One might argue music.. well let me tell you first .. there is no decent music player.. there is one which will not let you play the files stored in memory card.. yes Sir copy it on the bloody phone...

Orrrrrr go to ur memory card.. click the file you want to play.. it will give u a menu.. click play again like a fool.. and then it will play the song with a GIF of Charlie Chaplin dancing totally out of sync with the song.

Yes you guessed it, you cannot play multiple songs.. it does not undertand the word Playlist.. cos its English.. and this is a Chinese phone...

And whatever you do , dont turn the volume full, the speaker does not play the song.. it CRIES it out.. Bose and JBL users will jump out of window screaming help !! if they come to realize that sound quality can actually be so poor. ..

And you cannot Zoom into images. yes there is a button called Zoom it doesnt work.. not for any image.. it doesnt even let you Zoom out.

The came says 5 Mega auto focus.. the image shows less than 1 mega pixel quality witha Max resoulution of 640 X 480.

I hate my phone.

And what wonderful OS.. if I receive an SMS, I cant read it until I kill every bloody window that is open or kill every bloody application which is running.

There is no software available whatsover

It totally refuses to recognize Java files.

Game files are in .nes format which it refuses to install. You can just copy that file from one place to another if you enjoy doing that.

The only game installed is called Mahjong and its in Chinese.
I...
I just...
aaarghh...

And oh my goodness... it does not let you select a SMS tone.. the only option you have is to set a MIDI tone.. this is not 2006 , not 2007, not 2008 .. its bloody 2009 and this piece of crap is still stuck on MIDI format SMS tones.

Voice breaks, if you are able to hear the other party, chances are they wont be able to hear you.

If they are able to hear you... forget abt it.. u arent gonna hear them.. scream as much as u like .. u r just gonna piss the other side off.

The charger cable is only one feet long. And its lose..the moment you connect it , it says connected, and the very next second disconnected.

The headphones works only when it likes to...

And yes... the best thing of all... the biggest achievement of Chinese phone....

they say its touch screen.. no its not.. it HIT screen.. BANG screen.. you really have to watch Dennis Quaid's baseball movie ' The Rookie 'and throw your finger like a 100 MPH baseball pitcher to make the phone realize you have touched it.... and it needs to respond..... react.. pls..

I am back to my beautiful little black Moto Ming which I love so much.. even more now as I have experienced a disaster of a Chinese phone.. called E phone , trying to replicate iPhone..

Listen you cheap 4 feet Chinese crackpots.. you are never gonna bloody match the finesses, quality, features or even the aesthetics of Apple. Apple rocks at what it does and have the most perfect products in their fields.

Folks.. do not purchase Chinese phones.. go for brands.

Bhavin