General observations..... or not so General ??!!

Maybe general for the minds of people like me who likes noticing things like these either because we have too much time or no time at all due to the life of excess we are living with too many things to to do in very less time...

So here are a few things which happen with most of the individuals I know..these experiences are acknowledged by plenty of guys.. and I mean plenty...

I was travelling to Indore recently... or rather coming back towards Pune I think while these few thoughts unravelled..

When two or more buses are standing at the local dhaba ... prettier girls will always hop on to the bus next to yours but never in your bus. This probability of a similar experience is high and entirely possible while travelling via a plane or a train.

There will always be stray dogs and Murgas ruuning around in the dhaba and u will be very careful with your legs if one of them even comes close to getting underneath ur table..

Toilets in all dhabas are hidden in the darkest of corners. Needless to add they r never clean.. never will be .. no arguements.

This one made me laugh while I was stading near the road tying to check out the tyres of all the vehicles passing by to get an idea about which comapny has the top market share in the state.....neways.. so this is what happens..

30 people are standing outside the bus at the dhaba waiting for the driver to open the door , and a new bus just enters the dhaba...all people turn towards that bus and keep watching it until every single individual gets off that bus and the door is closed..

I actually couldnt stop laughing when I was looking at a lot of people all watching the same bus with their arses facing me.. there was nothing in that bus.. in fact it was one of the dirtiest buses I had ever seen .. nothing u can term as attractive regarding the aesthetics of the bus or the poeple inside it.. bus bcos one person turns and looks... everybody follows...

Instant Messenger window copy paste.....dangerous thing to do... how often have u pasted or typed something highly embarressing to a person in a different chat window by mistake.... and needless to say... the person is totally bewildered..and a 100 thoughts are racing throught your mind to find out what excuse should you make for such a blatant..or in some cases vulgar... umm.. in most cases ..vulgar statement.

You are perfectly capable of writing very well articulated emails at all the times, espeacially emails to frnds may turn out to be flawless... but there has always got to be a spelling mistake in emails sent to your managers....

if ur underwear does fall down in a bathroom it will be on a pool of water...

Jeans of ur Size would never be available during Sale

Tata sky would be disabled and would need a recharge only before a crunch football, F1 or a cricket tie..
Chances are u will realize this very late and would be watching the highlights next day on YouTube.

And of yes ...if a drop dead gorgeous one does board the same bus as you do.. and I can write this in my blood .. she will be seated next to a very old guy or an individual who has no potential or guts whatsover to speak to her..

Reminds me of my frnd Nilesh.... if he reads this.... Ohh man...

I would end this by stating.. two facts..not observations.. but facts..:
1. There is no such thing as a seedhi saadhi ladki
2. Boys will be Boys.

I must thank my pals Amit, Gaurav, Vikas and Nilesh who contributed while having tea in our office cafeteria on a weekend when we had no work whatsover...which is usually the case in GNOC team..

Bhavin